Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bill O'Reilly cites himself as proof of God's existence...


Can't wait for Bill O'Reilly's new book, which will be an undoubtedly heart-wrenching memoir about his humble beginnings. (Can you claim working class status if you went to a private Catholic boarding school? Hrmm...)

In Bill's words:

"Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.

"Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.

"Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!"

Uh, okay, Papa Bear...

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